I Fight Stupidity with Sarcasm Everyday

But sometimes it's just best to say nothing at all.

A woman walked in and gave me the name of a patient.  I gave her directions to the floor that he was on and she said.

"Is that where he is?"

No!  I just shouted random directions to you for no reason at all.

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