#AHS: Cult - Still No Cult
I know. I know. There's only been two episodes and I'm already pretty annoyed with American Horror Story. Here are some suggestions as to what I would do. 1. Two-hour premiere for the first night if things are going to be this slow. Or back to back night premieres. Yes, we've had two gruesome deaths but we're not sure what killed them or we're supposed to question ourselves as to who killed them. 2. Shorter seasons . I'd be fine with a shorter season if it meant more action faster. I guess my millenial brain doesn't like the pace. So far Sarah Paulson is scared of stuff her wife doesn't see and Winter is a terrible baby sitter. Yawn. This episode we pick up right where the last episode ended with Ally screaming. Which is a good portion of the first episode. And there's still no cult. We knew who the Coven, the Freak Show, the Hotel, the Roanoke Nightmare, Asylum and Murder House were. We knew where...